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@badatwritingstuff

MY BLACK ASIAN ASS HAS BEEN TRYIN TO TELL YALL ABOUT THE BEAUTY OF SPAM EGGS AND RICE FOR DECADES ITS SO CHEAP IT COST LIKE $5 AND U CAN EAT IT FOR WEEKS. THATS LIKE 25 CENTS A MEAL 🍳 🍙

I guess I’ve been lied by Monty Python…

I don’t know about where y'all live but Spam is pricey here. Like I could just buy MEAT. I feel like I’m living in the darkest timeline.

this is the most upsetting thing you could have said. i don’t want to think about a world in which spam is expensive instead of being $2 a can

I been getting spam in food parcels and I am converted. It goes with everything and I dont have to worry about my ADHD making me forget to use it like the rest of the meat I get

I like to keep a supply of those individually packaged slices. It’s pricier than a whole can but it keeps and it doesn’t waste if I only just need a slice for a sandwich or some rice

Put the down back in the can with plastic wrap! ziplock bag! put it in the fridge & it’ll still keep for a while.

Ofc your situation may be different but just so folks know there’s some less expensive options to try out before they try more pricey solutions

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weaver-z:

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By far the funniest transition timelines are the ones from trans men where the “before” picture is some teeny little guy with sad baby seal eyes and the “after” picture looks like Kratos

This is one of the top posts in r/transtimelines and it really sums up what I’m talking about

My irl saw this post and sent me this even crazier transformation today! The little guy to Kratos pipeline is real!!!

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madseance:

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“it’s not queer fiction unless the queerness is explicitly declared in the text according to currently accepted terminology and in a way that meets the approval of the entire audience” I mean follow your heart I guess but I trust myself as a queer person to recognise queer themes

“but doesn’t this risk giving the author undue credit for queer representation” I do not care about the author

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You ever think about how crows are acting not unlike how early humans probably did and you’re just like. Oh ok

I saw a Thing one time about how the earliest sign of civilization is a healed femur because that shows that we were taking care of each other because if we Didn’t a broken leg would mean you Die because you can’t. Do things

And I was thinking about this and I remembered also seeing an article about this one mated pair of crows where one of them broke its beak and thus couldn’t properly feed itself on its own. So the other one helps

So basically I have connected the two dots (“you didn’t connect shit”) I’ve connected them

And also they not only use tools but teach each other how to construct them, so uh

Really makes you think

Realistically I know immortality would kinda suck but I’d love to see where crows are going with this

Fun fact, there is little info on crows (as far as species of interest go) because they’re so good at evading human tactics for collection and observation. I had a friend who studied them in grad school. Not only do they describe humans to each other (so crows you’ve never seen before will avoid you), they also learn the precise distance of net cannons (for trapping and tagging) after 1 encounter and then stand at that distance the entire time (making naive researchers think maybe they can juuuust caych em). So basically you need to befriend them (a common strategy), or find a murder that’s never seen you before (researchers wear presidents masks to throw them off, but then they remember and describe the cars). In this case, you have one chance to collect enough in the group to get good data. Whatever crow you catch once, you probably will never catch again, ruling out biosensing devices (like they use with other birds and turtles n junk).

The latest big finding about crows is that they have a grasp of knowledge breadth, meaning they “know what they know” meaning they are conscious (self aware), have subjective experiences and can reflect on their knowledge. (Source) This also implies they have an understanding of the unknown.

Look up Andreas Nieder and Jon Marzluff’s work if you want the deep skinny.

@todaysbird

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yesterdaysprint:

The Washington Post, May 19, 1912

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oh man i’m negative 50 bucks in my bank account if anyone could please help

no longer having a chill night actually stressed the fuck out lol i thought i left the store without paying but i think it charged my card and went in the negatives instead of bouncing it for groceries 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃

we’re at 25/50 if anyone wants to help

still negative :(

i need to get trash bags too

lamooooooo my bus pass just got denied

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pluto-pepsi:

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phoenixonwheels:

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phoenixonwheels:

phoenixonwheels:

Wheelchair user: shows up for a flight ready to put their wheelchair in the in-cabin wheelchair closet

Gate agent: “We’ll see if there’s room.”

Move your fucking personal bags out of the goddamned wheelchair closet you ableist fucks.

Gate agent: “We usually check wheelchairs.”

And leave the wheelchair closet available for the flight attendants’ personal bags. How convenient for you. The wheelchair closet that was only ever built into the damn plane because it was required by law for wheelchairs under the ACAA.

Of course you never tell wheelchair users about it you fucking ableist shits, do you? In fact you actively argue with anyone who wants to use it. You. Ableist. Fucking. Shits.

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“14CFR 382.67 (e) As a carrier, you must never request or suggest that a passenger not stow his or her wheelchair in the cabin to accommodate other passengers (e.g., informing a passenger that stowing his or her wheelchair in the cabin will require other passengers to be removed from the flight), or for any other non-safety related reason (e.g., that it is easier for the carrier if the wheelchair is stowed in the cargo compartment).” (Source)

“14CFR 382.123 What are the requirements concerning priority cabin stowage for wheelchairs and other assistive devices?

“(a) The following rules apply to the stowage of passengers’ wheelchairs or other assistive devices in the priority stowage area provided for in §382.67 of this part:

“(1) You must ensure that a passenger with a disability who uses a wheelchair and takes advantage of the opportunity to preboard the aircraft can stow his or her wheelchair in this area, with priority over other items brought onto the aircraft by other passengers or crew enplaning at the same airport, consistent with FAA, PHMSA, TSA, or applicable foreign government requirements concerning security, safety, and hazardous materials with respect to the stowage of carry-on items. You must move items that you or your personnel have placed in the priority stowage area (e.g., crew luggage, an on-board wheelchair) to make room for the passenger’s wheelchair, even if these items were stowed in the priority stowage area before the passenger seeking to stow a wheelchair boarded the aircraft (e.g., the items were placed there on a previous leg of the flight).”

It’s not the “first class closet” it’s the wheelchair closet you ABLEIST FUCKS.

“14CFR 382.141 What training are carriers required to provide for their personnel?

“(a) As a carrier that operates aircraft with 19 or more passenger seats, you must provide training, meeting the requirements of this paragraph, for all personnel who deal with the traveling public, as appropriate to the duties of each employee.

“(1) You must ensure training to proficiency concerning:

“(i) The requirements of this part and other applicable Federal regulations affecting the provision of air travel to passengers with a disability;

“5) You must ensure that all personnel who are required to receive training receive refresher training on the matters covered by this section, as appropriate to the duties of each employee, as needed to maintain proficiency. You must develop a program that will result in each such employee receiving refresher training at least once every three years. The program must describe how employee proficiency will be maintained.”

Super fucking tired of your ableist-ass “But I didn’t know!” and “Gee I’ve never heard that before” excuses. Just saying you don’t know the law is a violation of the law you ableist shits.

Adding a screenshot of this gem from Coffeespoonie on Twitter, who had the same sort of ableist shit given to them approximately 5 months before this thread came to be, and was able to get their chair stored properly:

[A screenshot of a tweet by @coffeespoonie on Twitter, which says “Oooop the flight attendant just made an announcement and very frustratedly said that "we’re getting a late start with boarding”, and when she closed the closet she grumbled “but now nothing else fits in there [highlighted in yellow] as if I give a shit that the wheelchair closet is full of wheelchair.]

I added the highlight to the bit about the wheelchair closet being full of wheelchair because a) I found it hilarious and they turn a good phrase, and b) it’s infuriatingly pointing out that the airline crew was mad that the closet was being used for its intended and legally mandated purpose.

Because she stood up for herself and the chair was in the closet, when she arrived the chair was, GUESS WHAT, not broken!

Jsyk the flight attendants are mad every time the wheelchair closet is full of wheelchair and have on occasion been known to point out the disabled person “to blame” for this to every passenger who wants to stuff their shit in the wheelchair closet.

They’ve definitely let the whole plane know I’m to blame that the flight is leaving late. Because, ya know, I had to spend a lot of time arguing with the flight attendants to move their bags out of the wheelchair closet which slowed everything down. But of course that’s my fault not theirs, right?

There’s nothing quite like a long flight on a plane full of hostile flight attendants and passengers. Which is pretty much every flight I’ve taken since I got a wheelchair.

It’s so weird because when I don’t have my wheelchair some flight attendants are really great about stuff like me asking to stretch in the flight attendant area so I don’t get blood clots during long flights but I’ve never had even one flight attendant be anything less than hostile about mobility aids

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